Do they have to be real? Well too bad, its my answer. x p

Lizzie Bourdan
*Cries Out* Why Lizzie, why?! [calm] Could you help cut the ham, its a little tough.

Babe
A talking pig...come on need i say more? I would also be interested if he could resist the sweet smell of ham...

Counselor Troy from Star Trek the Next Generation
So I could ask her "what am i feeling now?!" and she could tell me what went wrong with lizzie and whether Babe is tempted towards cannibalism. I would also inquire about the other NTG peeps. Was Data really that stoic? Why didn't Richer ever attempt a coup de tat?

Voldemort
Did he ever read mein kampf? What is/was his favorite color?

My mom
She would really enjoy this dinner.