Giant Panda

Yes panda bears are cute but did you know they are also tasty and nutritional? Of course you didn't because stalking, killing and eating panda bears is still taboo in most cultures. But not for me. Yum!

How did i start? It was an accident - i didn't mean to hit the panda bear on 280 that night but then i needed to get rid of the body.

Why would i quit? Well, i guess if there was only a single panda bear on the earth left. Wait, hold on, by then it would be too late. I'd eat him too.