Growing up I've done the whole 'camping' thing, and I worked in a nuclear weapon-safe bunker a few years back and they were both lame. I'd like to try occupying a tree house 100's of feet high for a week or so, I feel like it'd be entertaining.

My only points of concern are:
Where do I pee? Furthermore where do I poop?
Is there running water and/or central air in this 'treehouse'?
Can I bring a leprechaun with me to play card games?