Greetings and Salutations little green men (LGM),

Based on the absurd amount of intergalactic exploration you've been doing, its apparent to me that you don't have a great deal of leisure and/or fun back home wherever that may be. That being said, on your long journey back home, I have created a small care package.

It consists of:
a powerhour mixed CD of all 90's bands
a case of Budlight
an Xbox360 w/ Halo 3
the entire Harry Potter collection of books and adjoining movies
Poprocks and a 12 pack of pepsi

Enjoy some downtime, its not all about advancing your species, its about enjoying your one LGM life.

p.s. track 8 on the powerhour CD is probably the greatest song of all time, if you find yourself belting out "i don't practice santeria, I aint got no crystal balllll", do not feel ashamed, I do too.