I watched that one episode of 30 days so I know what prison is like. Not pretty. I originally thought of bringing my lapotp and ipod...ect. Psh, that stuff would be jacked right away, right? I would rather bring some useful stuff. I'm very fragile. Maybe I should just bring a giant protective bubble suit...

My Ultra Shiv
My shiv isn't just any normal shiv. Not only can I shank, but I can erase crude writing on walls. It also has a countdown calendar so I don't have to tally mark the wall. And when other people touch it, it electrocutes them.

Some Nice Curtains
So not only can I have some privacy but my cell will look mighty fine.

Bop it
To ease tensions. . . hopefully.