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  • The jig is up – you just got one year in jail. You get to bring three things with you to jail. What are they? See all answers
    • July 23, 2009 by pvera
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    • Three essentials I would bring to jail ...

    • Chastity belt
      Uhm, duh.


      Stainless steel teeth braces
      Uhm, duh x 2.


      12 pounds of vaseline
      I'll always coat myself in vaseline, so nobody can grab me.


       
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