It's not WHAT they serve, it's how. While you pull up in the parking lot to wait, your shotgun driver will run in to place the order and grab a box of peanuts, to keep you while you wait. And 15 minutes later, when you're half full, the fries will come out and you'll sit there eating forever, because their cup of "small" fries is sufficient for a family of eight (and then some). When the burgers come, it's a massacre. Each bite you take goes to a different artery to clog, it's like a disease; if you aren't young and fit, well then you may not survive!