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    • Random thoughts overheard at my funeral ...


      Why is he wearing scuba gear?


      Okay, seriously? Clapton's "Willie and the Hand Jive" is NOT a funeral dirge.


      He really did the whole "hydraulic's thing" so he could wave at us didn't he? That's just creepy.


      I can't believe the only refreshments they have are bottles of Boone's Farm "Melon Ball"


      I don't know him either, I just got a random invite in the mail and it sounded like a good idea.


      Who started the Conga line and how did I get in the middle of it?


      Are they seriously handing out door prizes and playing Plinko?


      I heard he played "Ralphy" in "The Christmas Story".


      I really wish that if the whole casket is going to be open they would at least puts some pants on him.


      Well, that was different ...


       
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    jess said:
    Eeeew, Boones Strawberry Hill was my first drink ever. If I concentrate really hard I can still taste it...and I wish I couldn't do that trick.
    posted over 2 years ago
    akaustin said:
    Haha - we have a friend here who just got married and he had liquor fountains brought in for the reception ... except he only put Boone's Farm in them. Weird. Country. Backwoods. Wedding.
    posted over 2 years ago
    tamahomejenkins said:
    You missed, "I wonder where they found him?"
    posted over 2 years ago
    akaustin said:
    HAHAHA - LMAO - that's a good one Tamahome
    posted over 2 years ago

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