You are all so totally not awesome when you use these words, and should suffer a merciless and painful death!

Also, for the written words, IT IS COMPLETELY UNNESSACARY TO WRITE WORDS LIKE THIS:

b0i = boy (same amounts of letters, less effort and you dont look like a douche)

heeeyyyyy = hello (STOP WASTING MY TIME!)

lts go 2 da movis nd... (excuse mebut what the hell did you just write?)

Hektik
Said in that way and used in that way, If they say I had a hectick day fair enough (they could of said crazy/busy) but when people use it to generally describe something as good, block your genitals when your near me.
Why cant you be normal and say, awesome, wicked or righteous!! (ok last one wasn't that normal/average.. but neither am I)

LOL
When then actually say "lol" rather than laughing, once again block your genitals, but this time run; because I will hunt you down and bite you! Why cant people just laugh!! YOU KNOW THE HUMAN EQUIVELENT OF LOL!!!
And any other abrieviations that should be left for the comptuer or mobiles (even then I hate it, its just lazy)
e.g. Probs, whatevs, jel, brb, jks etc.

Spankyou
Putting two words together to make a supposed "kickass" new word, is really not ok, your not making the world a better place by doing this...
another example- chillax.