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Look, I know funerals suck. They wouldn't be all doom and gloom if they didn't. So to compensate my funeral will be somewhere nice, preferably with a lot of nice lighting and a good DJ. My ill gotten fortune will be spent on ample liquor and great music. I'll get someone to invite like, Metallica or something, and then totally guilt them into playing at the party. So I'll set a 10 drink minimum and when everyone gets up to give the speach they'll just piss themselves laughing and fall off the stand.
THAT would rule.