Plinky asked: What's your dream ride?

Ah, my dream ride...

Brabus Mercedes

Ideally, I would want to be cruising (okay, that's a lie, I'd bolt) down some crazy awesome country roads listening to a soundtrack of sorts that would leave farmers hallucinating about a UFO on steroids. Although, they would be able to identify the car, of course, just by the roaring sound of the engine. Hmm, probably a Ford GT Mustang, any sick Lambourghini they have on their lots, maybe a sweet Porche, a killer Ferrari or anything Jeremy Clarkson or the Stig would approve.

I love the Earth but honey, you won't see me in a Hybrid. My dream car would need to be HEARD miles away just by a slight twitch of my foot on the gas. These unexpecting folks would think that they are at the epicentre of an insane earthquake.

So, if I could splurge all the money that was thrown at me on any ride? ... I'd buy a boat. First thing on my to-do list when I get one: take pictures and send them to nearly everyone I know as a slideshow with I'm On a Boat by the Lonely Island feat T-Pain playing in the background. My smugness after all of that would make any of these cars purr with jealousy.

With any spare change I've got, I'm gonna have to think about getting a car. Heck, I need to get to and from the deck to my awesome fort! My vehicle of choice: Mercedes Brabus with all the works.