If I were a famous rapper, who would be in my posse?

Ira Glass
He's one of those "hipster know-it-alls who makes normal people sound fascinating" (in the words of "The OC") And I would love to hear him narrate my life and feel fascinating each day.

Helen Thomas
She is one bad mama jama who can hold her own. I'd want to learn some of her confidence and rest assured she had my back against the haters.

St. Bono of Dublin
Spiritual adviser and keeper cool of things.