As long as I didn't have to be Chris Kirkpatrick....

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I'd be Justin Timberlake of *Nsync and make millions by the time I was able to drive. After reveling for a few years in my fame, success, AND the plethora of hot ladies who would be mailing their panties to me, I'd say "Screw it all" to my band mates and go solo where I'd wind up with an even more successful music career, a clothing line, and hot girlfriend with a great butt.