Once again I have to go for my countries native animal!

Kangaroos are pretty kickass when you think about it; compared to a snake. I mean snakes are nice and sleek, with venom and shit but a kanga!

Kanga's have pouches! A big ass tail to use as a seat when they're going to kick the shit out of you with their big ass feet! And their boxing skills can put Ali to shame!

Now a snake can bite and stuff; but it will take a while for the venom to spread in the kangas- so in that time (even if they dont get bitten) the kanga will be hopping around taunting that pathetic little snake up until he jumps right onto it.

And there you go! Lunch!