What do you want to do on your next birthday?

Recieve things I actually want.
I'm a very condescending person. There's only so many times I can feign excitement at the singing chicken shaped keyring you've got me.

Have a lie in.
Sleeping is probably my favourite thing to do. It seems only righteous and fair that on my birthday I get to do more of what I want to do. I'll see you at half past 12 where I shall expect my useful and coveted gifts.

Have a house party.
I have a June birthday. I have a big garden. This inevitably leads to phat pissups in my garden where everyone just crashes in a tent once they're too drunk/bored to carry on partying. Sounds good? NO. Even in June, it gets cold at night. I hate camping. I want my 18th to be good, therefore I want my party inside the nicely heated house, with duvets and mattresses, not sleeping bags and air so cold you can see your breath. Hangover + The Great Outdoors = SHIT.

A shag.
Cos it's my birthday damnit, I'll do what I want.