"Hello robot"
"Hiya"
"Watcha doing today?"
"I don't know, what AM I doing?"
"You're doing THIS:

Put on some music
And when I say "some music" I'm talking the perfect soundtrack for my day, so they better be ready to sort that out.

Make my toast :)
It's not that I can't make toast, but if my personal robot attendent doesn't know how to make the perfect vegemite-butter-wholemeal toast, then they are NO ROBOT OF MINE.

Fly me to school/work/wherever I need to be
What do you mean, can my robot fly? OF COURSE IT CAN. And it's comfortable too, so I can sit on it :) Flying robots for the win. Oooh, that's a good name for my netball team...

Pass notes (discretely)
My girls and I NEED this function :)

Do my homework (maths particularly)
No complaints. Shut up and do it :)