Oscar is on sesame street right? Cuz I get all those guys mixed up.

Oscar the Grouch Graffiti

Oscar the grouch would be an awesome roomate because if I'm around someone too happy, then I will turn into a grouch. But this way Oscar will be the grouch and I can laugh at all the insults he says. I love grouches. Not to mention I'm totally not a germaphobe. My nickname is the caveman. I'm not scared to be around trash cans/hobos.