Functioning iPod clickwheel from 2004
I've been thinking a little, off and on, about getting a new iPod. Do I wait until the iPhone is available in Verizon's network, or do I splurge on a new iTouch? I keep telling myself to wait though, because they're probably coming out with something newer, sleeker, smarter in a matter of weeks. And my current 5-year-old iPod still functions properly. The one I've had since freshman year of college. The one without a color screen, even. The battery doesn't need frequent charging, the clickwheel may be a little slow but is still responsive and it still has more than enough gigabytes to store all my music. Drive that baby into the ground, and impress the geniuses at the Apple store that I've managed to keep that baby purring for over 5 years when I go to trade it in.

With a last name like McIntosh, I'd hope I could keep an Apple product running for the next 96 years.