I have a list of things that I usually ask people:
-What do you do for a living?
-Do you like your job?
-Where were you born?
-How many people are there in your immediate family?
-What is your social security number?
-Which day of the week do you usually mow your lawn?
-How many seconds do you think you could hold your breath underwater?
-Are you sure?
-You're absolutely positive about that?
-Do you want to test it out? Why don't you hop into my ice cream truck and we'll drive over to the Neverland Ranch right now.
-How many kids do you think we'll have?
-WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME?!!
-...So where'd you grow up?