I wish my cell phone could warp time, so that between the first and second rings, I could experience a temporal warp, where I have 3 hours to prepare myself mentally for the impending conversation, as the outside world stays perfectly still.

In a fit of rage, I threw my (real life) cell phone to the ground and stomped on it. Didn't kill it, and I wanted it to die. Don't buy a Windows CE Smart Phone from Samsung. They are bad. Well constructed, however.