You could do worse than Legoland. One problem - the food is nothing special. I will have to spring for 2 more tickets for the wife and daughter - no way I am lurking around Legoland alone, getting the stink-eye from all kinds of other parents.

Legoland has a very European feel to it, or at least a European sensibility. The food is hardly European - it is US of A crap-o-la. A lack of creepy teenagers - unless you count the ride operators. Not many gang-bangers - the gang members bother me less than the creepy teens. An "amusement" part infested with teenagers is a joy-kill, to me. Hey, go be sulking and dramatic somewhere else, you creepy teens! Legoland is for the little ones, and the geekiest of ones. Choke on a Lego brick, today!