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- True or false: bacon makes it better. See all answers
- September 29, 2009 by MichaelJolly
- Bacon makes it better? False.
I didn't bother to answer this because I couldn't find anything that couldn't be improved by bacon and felt supporting that notion gave me no creative inclination. Then I watched a little bit of Glenn Beck and realized no matter how you spin it, bacon can't improve Glenn Beck.
It's not that Mr. Beck is so wonderful that bacon adds nothing to the experience. Its the fact that he's so vile and worthless that nothing on this planet can kill the suck.
I gave this a lot of thought. I even thought of taking the obvious route of using bacon to kill Glenn Beck. But that doesn't work because even if he did die a greasy pig fleshy death I'd have to hear about him in semi positive light for the next three days non stop. Bullshit like "He may have been a crazy cock sucker with a bad case of the paranoia, but at least he stuck to his convictions." That kind of bull shit would lead me to kill myself long before the coverage died down and I was free of this mistake of God for good.