I realized i was an adult one day when i woke up and i had a fixed-rate mortgage and twelve children all fighting to suckle from me at once. That day, I said to myself "Jeff, enough children" and I also may have said other things. I don't totally remember though, because apparently I had just awoken from some kind of rare walking coma in which you can impregnate ladies / father children. That was pretty crazy, but it was a good learning experience I assume. I can't be completely sure, to be honest. But I feel like I must have learned something. I can knit now, not sure if I could always do that. Maybe that's what I learned. Either way though, pretty nuts.

Also I had developed armpits, which until that point I had only dreamt of.