i often find myself eating the bacon scraps that remain on the otherwise empty plates of my companions. it saddens me to think that a piggie gave his life for my consumption of his greasy roasted parts just to find himself tossed in a bin, soon to become the slop in the trough for his friends. therefore, i prefer to eat the unwanted pig parts rather than to possibly eat parts that came from a cannibal pig in the future. that, and i truly enjoy bacon. i like it crispy, juicy, fleshy, fatty, burned, greasy, and just picked off the floor. it's the perfect travel food, perfect on anything, in everything, and with everything.