(the title is meant to be a goat sound fyi)

Really? A 14-year-old-boy? Really? No. Stands no chance; most boys are quite pathetic in general when it comes to the art of self defence against animals. Unless the animals are Koalas, or kittens, cute fluffy harmless things.

Goats are pretty vicious beasts- they can headbut the shit out of you and still be all good to go eat grass and not collapse. The bite, kick and run! My guess, that's all the boy can do also, just with far less strength.

I think that the boyg would probably freak out near a goat too; I'm not sure, but goats tend to scare a lot of people- the just stare and stand there; then the move a little bit, then jet towards you like a bullet.

Yeah, goats are fierce!