if this is a fight to the death, then i definitely pick the goat. our 14 year olds have been so coddled that their self-preservation instincts have certainly been diminished. goats, on the other hand, have been predominantly domesticated, but even then they constantly attempt to chew an arm off here and there. all im saying is they know whats up. they have been waiting for this day, the day where humanity would be thrust into the pen and they would be allowed their fantastic weapon of choice: their chompers. that boy hasnt been practicing chewing up miscellaneous body parts in his spare time; most likely hes been playing bakugan or wow and has become a fleshy lump that only makes it easier for the goat to grab a nice healthy chunk.