Even though some 14 year old boys do have horns, they are more theoretical than they are pointy. Actually, I suppose if you added a letter that is almost a vowel to the end of that word (ridding yourself of the pesky "s" as well) you would be describing a wider population of 14 year old boy. Back to the goat, because, really, isn't it always about the goat? Goat wins because their eyes are really frightening. Look a goat deeply in the eyes once and I assure you, you will find yourself thinking, "that's just damn creepy!" Don't forget all the great mythological allusions that I could reference, but will not.

Maybe we should think more about why you would find yourself in a face-off with a goat. Maybe it is time for this 14 year old boy to think seriously about the path he has chosen in life that he finds himself opposing a goat. Get a hobby, kid, that involves fewer farm animals. That's my suggestion, cause as I marked above - that goat is going to give you a beating.