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  • You just got a magic tree! What does it grow? See all answers
    • Stratocaster body, neck, and pickup tree
    • 2003 Fender Strat Body

      I'm
      Shallow
      Cheap
      Live a narrow life
      and suffer from gross indecisiveness
      but
      on the positive side
      Think of the farming implements needed to maintain such a wondrous plant
      What would the plant food be?
      How many years till it fruits
      How many years would it bear fruit
      Would it be a winter or summer fruiting plant?
      Would the fruit say made in China, or perhaps made in Mexico?
      Would they have to be aged
      Would the necks be all radii and fingerboard textures, Jumbo or medium Jumbo frets
      Would the pickups be Texas hot or David Gilmour sweet?
      So many possibilities, so little time

       
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