2003 Fender Strat Body

I'm
Shallow
Cheap
Live a narrow life
and suffer from gross indecisiveness
but
on the positive side
Think of the farming implements needed to maintain such a wondrous plant
What would the plant food be?
How many years till it fruits
How many years would it bear fruit
Would it be a winter or summer fruiting plant?
Would the fruit say made in China, or perhaps made in Mexico?
Would they have to be aged
Would the necks be all radii and fingerboard textures, Jumbo or medium Jumbo frets
Would the pickups be Texas hot or David Gilmour sweet?
So many possibilities, so little time