Money!

Well, I'd want a money tree.

But I'd have to live in the boondocks with no one around to see the tree because other wise they'd be breaking into my back yard all the time to steal the $$.

So maybe an Emerald tree. They are worth a lot of money, but before they're cut they don't look like anything special, right?

Muuuuuuuhahahahahhaaaaaaaaaaa