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  • Animal face-off! Who would win in a fight between a goat and a 14-year-old boy? See all answers
    • My money's on the goat
    • It's always the quiet ones. For years, humans have overlooked the abilities of the goat, going about their days worried about the possible attack of a shark or bear, always ignoring the ongoing threat of a unified goat rebellion. Years have passed, and the goats have organized their troops and are primed for their attack. No fourteen year old boy, no boy at all, will be able to thwart the goat uprising. They will show no mercy, using their hooves and "baahs" of destruction to obliterate life on Earth today as we know it. It will begin in skirmishes, a few rebellious goats disrupting a farm or two, and it will move up to a worldwide assualt, ending in the destruction of the final human stronghold, the home of Sir Morgan Freeman. Under the leadership of Baaaahb Goatesque, (supposed to sound like Bob but with a baah) the goats will show us all who the real 'kids' are. (Get it its a pun, baby goats are called kids.....lol) God help us all.

       
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