The answer should be self-evident ... I mean, for one thing, this prompt emphasized that someone else is paying for the party. Last I heard, the Russians had raised the price of space-tourism to over $30 million per passenger. Oh, and one other thing: the cosmonauts must be hot Russian guys. And I want a bagpiper in full regimental gear, playing Kool & The Gang songs on the bagpipes. Plus chocolate. Lots of chocolate.