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  • Which natural disaster freaks you out more? See all answers
    • *#$@?*>%$@< Fires
    • In my neck of the woods it’s not necessarily natural.
      Most likely it’s someone thinking he or she can control any type of fire
      Yard burn on a windy day
      Yard burn left going after ya went to bed
      Cigarette out the window
      Yard burn during yard burn ban season
      Mowing a lawn which has long since gone brown
      Chain sawing without a fire extinguisher
      Welding without a fire extinguisher
      Dragging a muffler you’re too cheap to fix
      Wood stove without a spark diffuser
      Fireplace ashes in a paper bag
      Cheap lazy halfwit guy who thought to himself
      Why cut that brush down
      I’ll just singe it in place
      Yeah that’s the ticket
      One was caused by a homeless guy throwing a lit roll of toilet paper at his DAWG
      To quote Yul Bryner
      etc, etc, etc

      and
      too many lose the total material substance of their lives
      plus pets
      TOTAL

       
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