So tired

On my latest junket to the antarctic for rare polar ice, I'm adopted by a penguin. We're building the backyard ice rink, and developing a close relationship with the Philadelphia Flyers, who are considering renaming their team to the Philadelphia Freds. (That's for Fred, the penguin.) I have to deal with a lot more paparazzi these days, since Fred is also featured in several upcoming Disney films.

Luckily my house has all hardwood floors, and our throw rugs are washable. I do have to chase around after Fred with a towel to make sure water stains aren't a problem. I've developed a much closer relationship with the fish market down the street as well, and we're trying to work out some kind of a sponsorship deal so we can get free fish.