It’s the old 20-20 hindsight postulate.
If you have the luxury of pondering the result your actions
Wellllllllll…….
However
If you find yourself renting a storage space to stuff your shit cause your mate caught you
If you find yourself nervously being interviewed by an IRS auditor
If you find yourself in handcuffs
If you find yourself missing body parts instead of dead
If you find yourself with an STD
Seems Sorry than Safe won…

I have no idea why my life has been lived as it has…
BUT
The good decisions left me alive to…
Endure the slings and arrows of bad decisions…
However the most interesting were the…
No decision situations…
Din’t look afore leepin…
Din’t even think…
We all end up dead…
GOD NO…
Can someone order my a shot of lagavulin?