More like what's NOT in my pantry...

Cereal
Alright In my pantry right now there are at least 6 boxes of cereal. I don't know why- I don't even eat cereal. There are only 3 other people in the house! What the hell? Freaking cereal munchers *sigh*. My pantry is always full, my friends smile when they come over because they know they will be well fed with all the crap, sugar, fat and preservetives stowed away at all times.

Excellent shopping trip mother- as per usual...