Oh Jesus Christ there isnothing worse than having babies in your home. I have two nephews and a niece; so I know what it's like to have little critters roaming and invading your house.

I have also had a puppy so I am not biased. The most my dog did was scratch up a bit of the leather furniture and pee occasionally indoors.

But children! Oh my fucking GOD! The shit they leave behind is endless. Even when they aren't around their goddam toys are left everywhere and tiny clothing.

The food and dishes left behind, bloody hell! It is endless I shit you not. Wipes and nappies, bottles and pacifiers, toys and shit.. EVERYWHERE!!!

Babies are the enemy!