The Ghost of a Soccer Player
I've always kind of hated Halloween. Mind, I loved getting free candy, but I never had a good costume idea. The ones you buy are always flimsy and scratchy, and Mom always made us wear a coat over them, so my red Power Ranger outfit became red legs with a black coat. Once I started playing soccer, it became my default costume. Not wanting to be boring multiple years in a row, one year I took a glow-in-the-dark plastic skeleton, cut it up, tied it to my soccer uniform and wore a skeleton mask... and became the ghost of a soccer player.
...Too bad no one got it.