Ok, so I didn't tell you, but on the secret password protected area of my Sky+ box is filled with episodes of Project Catwalk......

I know... you're recoiling in horror at this statement - how can such a level headed, untrendy, and colour-clueless man enjoy a show choc-bloc full of camp designers, high-maintenance women and lot of critical judging!

Well I like the challenge and over the top nature of the whole thing. It's all so set up and it adds a touch of reality to life!

Keep it a secret, ok!