John + Paul = great song writing team. Their solo work speaks of their limitations: Paul = childish, John = sociopath. I have to cast a vote of solidarity with John, though. Jerk and hypocrite and smart-ass, like me. He has a thing for Asian women as well.

I doubt I will get shot by a fan. I would have to find a fan of my terrible behavior first - not likely. The best I can generate is low-grade disgust in everyone nearby, maybe with flashes of rage from my Baby-Love. She is not a fan of handguns. Kitchenware as projectiles - yes; handguns - no.