I live in a pretty awesome state.

Washington is green and lush, has mild winters with the fun of a bit of snow here and there but no real blizzards. The summers are warm but still green and alive, it generally isn't too humid, no hurricane or tornado worries around me. I live somewhere where I don't get flooding, though other parts of the state unfortunately do. Fires? That can be scary but I'm in suburbia not stuck somewhere where a forest fire can take out my house, all I need is a few cute firemen around and I'm good. Yes we have had a couple earthquakes but the ones I've lived through were pretty mild in my area, not so big of a worry there.

The little tickling worry that Washingtonians could have though?

Mt. Rainier blowing and killing us all with horrible choking ash.

Noooooooo thanks.