typing
I think typing should be an Olympic sport because people are using computers more now also I am very interested to know who the fastest and best typers are.

computer programming
Having a competition to see who can write the best computer games or the most creative program deserves a place in the Olympics because programming is cool.

Lawn mower racing
Everyone needs to mow grass if the have a lawn so why not include lawn mower racing in the games. It would be neat to see all the supped up lawn tractors too.

cow chip tossing
Cows are an important food source so why not celebrate cows with cow chip tossing. Bring on the cow chips.

competitive eating
Shouldn't someone who can eat several pints of ice cream or a lot dogs in ten or twenty minutes be celebrated on an international stage like the Olympics, I think so. Food is good.