A wild turkey would win a small pig in an animal face off, easy. Those ugly birds have got a chip on their shoulder, big time. Mean - you bet, nasty - uh huh, and give up? - not on your life.

The real question is who would win an animal face-off between turkey, pig and me? That would be me, every time. mmmm turkey. mmmm ham. Add some mashed potatoes and gravy and I am fat and happy.