Alright, my experience with birds have come to the conclusion that I don't like them. They are evil. They are mean. They are fucking crazy!

Pigeons, seagulls, magpies, all them small birds; they all fly away, but they all have the time to swoop, follow, disease you before they leave. The larger birds however; I believe they stand their ground for a bit, and they use those penetrating beady eyes to freak you out and make you run away.

You run, because you know you will get hurt. They charge those larger ones, their beaks are a lot stronger and they have no mercy.

Pig against human... they charge too and just topple you over.

BUT! When it comes to turkey (large bird) against a pig, pigs scatter and run away, because like the human; they know! They know they will be pecked the shit out of.

That piggys snout is no match for the turkeys enormous tallons.