Levi Johnston. Seriously. You banged the former Governor of Alaska's teenaged daughter and knocked her up. You didn't do anything remotely important or valuable for society. Yet here you are, with a bodyguard, posing for Playgirl and doing commericals. Somehow, you still manage to call Palin out on wanting to be famous. I don't see her doing pistachio commericals. Pot, meet the kettle. Kettle, Pot.