People in Italy do not drive large four wheel drives full of suitcases, and those that do do not live on the awesome, albeit terrifying roads of Orte. The roads are about ye wide, and when I say ye, imagine me stretching my arms roughly a metre apart (It's an exaggeraion, but you get my point). We had to bring the mirrors in. And it's all uphill! And everything's a no entry or no left turn! And you pull into the town scare and there's a random SKULLLLLL. OF DEATH. Go there, it's awesome. But ride a motorbike.