I'm bad with jokes, I'll just say right now. But the joke that when I first heard it, though distasteful, tacky and AWFUL, made me laugh until I started choking (I WASN'T EVEN EATING AT THE TIME) is:


(wait for it)




(keep on waiting, waiting)





(waiting on the world to....whoops)





A DYSLEXIC MAN WALKS INTO A BRA





(Insert hysterical laughter, if you're a psycho like me)

I'm sorry if you find it distasteful - my sister actually has mild dyslexia, and my aunt's got it to - but it still made me laugh. Sorry.