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    • Edinburgh Zoo 27-10-2007 14-49-22

      After much house debate it was decided that Howard the Duck is NOT a wild animal. And although I totally disagree I'm gonna go ahead and switch to the African Honey Badger because WHEN IT IS WRONG, INSULTED, or SLIGHTED its' main attack is shred the groin of its' victim with sharp little claws and teeth.

      I would name my honey badger Cap'n Finger of God.

      The main impact I can see it having on my life is shorter conversations.

      I see no downside. They pee where they want.

       
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