The lonely out-house

Usually when asked a question such as this
The anal side of my underdeveloped personality goes strait to
A yellow legal pad
I divide it into 10 columns so as to have room for all the possibilities
Oh, and they are numerous…
NOT
NOT

I get out my silent metronome
Set it at 4/4
55 beats per minute
Plug in my green Stratocaster and a set of head phones
Set the timer for 1 hour
Start playing

If
That doesn’t work
I turn on the TV and plug in a set of headphones.
If TV doesn’t put me to sleep, I’m in trouble
If it’s past 03:00, I just open a bottle of Hess Chardonnay
or
Two

Can’t sleep; BUZZZ