Look for symptoms of this mass hysteria called the "war on terror." Good luck finding anything of substance, it's all been smoke and mirrors.

WMD's
We swear they're somewhere in the area, otherwise we wouldn't have started this operation. You're bound to find them someday. . .

The CIA's Black Site
OOps, we don't torture, so these places don't exist, even though everyone knows they do. So if you find them, we'll have to "disappear" you.

Lite-Brites from Aqua Teen Hunger Force
There still could be a few of them left over from 2007 when this publicity stunt shut down Boston. If you find one, call Cartoon Network so they can figure out who else needs to be fired.