Toss up between an Emperor Penguin or a Platypus.

An Emperor Penguin because they look sharp wearing that natural tux and could care less about you. Plus they seek -- and could survive -- the harshest arctic environment. It's like they're giving Nature the middle finger and saying "Is that all you got, B*tch!?". They remind me that you can be a bad ass and look sharp too.

A Platypus because it'll remind me that Nature has a sense of humor. I mean, come on! An odd-shaped, fur covered mammal with a duck's bill who can live on land or underwater and can lay eggs?! Off the hook! I LOL all the time. Good one, Nature!